My name is Jack, named after guy from DS9 that everyone knows, loves, and remembers. I'm a seme, radveg, I like Garten of Banban, yaoi (BLVNs specifically), Star Trek, Repo! The Genetic Opera, and some nerdy stuff like biomed and cybersecurity. I'm a bit of an annoying snob. You can see more of my interests on my interests page. I love art and I love getting into new things. I'm chronically online and wouldn't want it any other way. I'm a freak. Follow me on Twitter and Tumblr, send me anon hate on my Strawpage, subscribe to my YouTube, friend me on MAL and Goodreads, or don't do anything... My favorite characters: Jack, Clear, Zenya Okinaga, Shiki, Rin, Julian Bashir, Syringeon, Banban, and Stinger Flynn. I am a part-time gangstalker, trying to go into free-lance surgery full time.
Current count of ukes in basement: 21 (some died 🙄)
Current uke beatings given: 807
DNI if you:
HATE GARTEN OF BANBAN (SERIOUS)
Don't fw toxic/abusive yaoi (also serious)
Are a cannibal anti (canti)
Noiz fan (disgusting white monster)
Call me "Ginger"... It's AUBURN.
Use slurs like "fujoshit"
Are part of the feederism cult. NOT joking. I'm sorry for badmouthing the feederism cult I believe now
Sleeping dead hater
Fan of DMMd or other freak media like that...
Testimonials:
“'we love you yaoigoonerjack' we all say in unison" -@myromanticpanic on Twitter
"I find your very niche combined interests fascinating (derogatory)" -@xlovning on Twitter
WARNING: I am very unserious. Most of the things on this page are a joke because I like to overexaggerate and satirize myself. If you want to find out the true information, talk to me or go through this site :D