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My name is Jack (based off the guy on the left), I'm a seme, radveg, I like Star Trek, BLVNs, Garten of Banban, Spore, yaoi, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Revolutionary Girl Utena, and nerdy stuff like biomed and cybersecurity... You can see more of my interests on my interests page.
Follow me on Twitter and Tumblr, send me anon hate on my Strawpage, subscribe to my YouTube, friend me on MAL and Goodreads, or don't do anything... If you hate me and want me DEAD!!!
My two favorite characters in the whole wide world are Clear and Jack. I also like Rin, Zenya, Sei, and the Alphas. I am a part-time gangstalker.
Some fun facts:

• I have eaten human flesh before (AMA)
• I own an uke farm where we butcher and eat and milk ukes. DM for job applications
• I'm a cis man
• My best uke has won 1st place in several uke competitions
• I'm gay fudanshi and a proud ally to the fujoshi community
• I'm an Oregon core liberal snowflake from Portland
• Cis male chaser (DM me if you're a gay cis guy)
• My favorite drink is chocolate milk boba tea (the boba is crucial for texture)
• I'm Clear/Jack irl. Not in like a delusional way like the rest of you who claim to be irls of characters though but I'm just him.
• I'm a trans man
• Jackshir is real (source: my dad used to work for the FBI)
• Secretly I'm a model who's super famous but I like to get away on Twitter so that no one will know this. If you don't think this is real that's mad disrespectful btw
• Wyoming patriot

Current count of ukes in basement: 42
Current uke beatings given: 472

DNI if you:

• HATE GARTEN OF BANBAN (SERIOUS)
• Don't fw toxic/abusive yaoi (also serious)
• Are a cannibal anti (canti)
• Noiz fan (disgusting white monster)
• Call me "Ginger"... It's AUBURN.
• Use slurs like "fujoshit"
• Are part of the feederism cult. NOT joking. I'm sorry for badmouthing the feederism cult I believe now
• Sleeping dead hater
• Fan of DMMd or other freak media like that...
• Problematic
• Proshipper
• Anti