JACKPACK.NEOCITIES.ORG

My name is Jack, named after guy from DS9 that everyone knows, loves, and remembers. I'm a seme, radveg, I like Garten of Banban, yaoi (BLVNs specifically), Star Trek, Repo! The Genetic Opera, and some nerdy stuff like biomed and cybersecurity. I'm a bit of an annoying snob. You can see more of my interests on my interests page. I love art and I love getting into new things. I'm chronically online and wouldn't want it any other way. I'm a freak.
Follow me on Twitter and Tumblr, send me anon hate on my Strawpage, subscribe to my YouTube, friend me on MAL and Goodreads, or don't do anything... My favorite characters: Jack, Clear, Zenya Okinaga, Shiki, Rin, Julian Bashir, Syringeon, Banban, and Stinger Flynn. I am a part-time gangstalker, trying to go into free-lance surgery full time.

Current count of ukes in basement: 21 (some died 🙄)
Current uke beatings given: 807

DNI if you:
  • HATE GARTEN OF BANBAN (SERIOUS)
  • Don't fw toxic/abusive yaoi (also serious)
  • Are a cannibal anti (canti)
  • Noiz fan (disgusting white monster)
  • Call me "Ginger"... It's AUBURN.
  • Use slurs like "fujoshit"
  • Are part of the feederism cult. NOT joking. I'm sorry for badmouthing the feederism cult I believe now
  • Sleeping dead hater
  • Fan of DMMd or other freak media like that...
Testimonials:
  • “'we love you yaoigoonerjack' we all say in unison" -@myromanticpanic on Twitter
  • "I find your very niche combined interests fascinating (derogatory)" -@xlovning on Twitter
WARNING: I am very unserious. Most of the things on this page are a joke because I like to overexaggerate and satirize myself. If you want to find out the true information, talk to me or go through this site :D