Welcome to my About Me...

IF YOU FOLLOW ME YOU AGREE TO PROMOTE ANY AND ALL JACKSHIR YAOI ART I ASK YOU TO.

Requirements to follow: 1) Must agree with me on everything 2) Must DM me for Jackshir yaoi opinions 3) Must watch Statistical Probablities at least 5 times

Currently employed as: Part-time gangstalker & grocery clerk

My bio is entirely serious and real, this about me is to put in extra information. Here's some key points I couldn't fit in:

• I have eaten human flesh before
• I'm a cis man
• I'm gay and a proud ally to the fujoshi community
• Cis male chaser (DM me if you're a gay cis guy)
• Oregon core liberal snowflake from Portland
• My favorite drink is chocolate milk boba tea (the boba is crucial for texture)
• I'm Jack irl. Not in like a delusional way like the rest of you who claim to be irls of characters though but I'm just him.
• I'm a trans man
• Jackshir is real (source: my dad used to work for the FBI)
• Secretly I'm a model who's super famous but I like to get away on Twitter so that no one will know this and that's why I never post photos of myself publically or else my superfans will find me. If you don't think this is real that's mad disrespectful btw and my lawyers will be in contact (I will find you)
• Wyoming patriot

Please DNI if you:

• Are against gang-stalking
• Call my fujoshi sisters "fujoshits" or other anti-fujoshi misogynistic terms
• Are a canti (cannibal anti)
• DMMd fan

I hope you guys can accept me for this if you don't like it you could try opening your heart to me to fix things. If you think I'm mentally ill, you are the mentally ill one and nothing is wrong with me and I'm perfect btw so fuck you?