Welcome to my About Me...
Requirements to follow: 1) Must agree with me on everything 2) Must ask me directly before you follow 3) Must watch Statistical Probablities at least 5 times
IF YOU FOLLOW ME YOU AGREE TO PROMOTE ANY AND ALL JACKSHIR YAOI ART I ASK YOU TO.
I'm making this about page because there's a lot I couldn't put into my bio. So I'm putting it all here.
My bio is entirely serious. Here's some key points I couldn't fit in:
- I have eaten human flesh before
- I'm gay and a proud ally to the fujoshi community
- Cis male chaser (DM me if you're a gay cis guy)
- My favorite drink is chocolate milk boba tea (the boba is crucial for texture)
- I'm Jack irl. Not in like a delusional way like the rest of you who claim to be irls of characters though but I'm just him.
- I'm a trans man
- I'm a cis man
- Jackshir is real and the government doesn't want you to know that that's why they had to rewrite Chrysalis to be Sarina centered becuase the government didn't want the truth to be revealed through Jack's love confession
- I'm a part-time gangstalker
- I want to be a venomous spider breeder so when I get mad at someone I can send my spiders after them
- Secretly I'm a model who's super famous but I like to get away on Twitter so that no one will know this and that's why I never post photos of myself publically or else my superfans will find me
- My favorite movie is Punch Drunk Love
- My facorite animals are moths
- I fucking hate South Park and its fanbase don't speak to me if you hold it in any regard
I hope you guys can accept me for this if you don't like it you could try opening your heart to me to fix things and if that doesn't work I'd say some really bad things here but I fear what may happen. Please check out my pinned thread after you read this for Jack realness.
Pretty much 90% of the last of that was a joke okay but here's something you need to actually know about me:
The reason why I ask that people have permission to follow me is because I just don't like having a lot of eyes on me 24/7 but I still want people to be able to rt my tweets and so that's why I'm not privated. Also if I softblock you don't take it personally like 19 times out of 20 you did nothing wrong and I just didn't know you that well and wanted you off my mutuals list for above reasons. The cannibalism isn't a joke though.