"Frequently" Asked Questions

Why do you like Jack so much?

There's a lot of reasons why I like Jack, but it all comes down to the fact that I heavily relate to his character. I see a lot of my negative traits portrayed in his character as well as a lot of my positive traits as well. He also just feels like my inner monologue as a character, and I think that's really why I latched onto him so hard in the first place.

Is there a purpose in obsessing over this character?

I'm actually a propagandist hired by Paramount in order to promote Star Trek to younger generations. By obsessing over characters that appeal best to young autistic people, I'm able to rope the youth into DS9 in order to watch the whole series before getting to Statistical Probabilities and Chrysalis. I've been doing this for about 8 months now and so far it hasn't worked but I'll get someone eventually. (THIS IS A JOKE)

How many times have you watched Statistical Probabilities and Chryslais?

For Statistical Probabilities, about 70 times. For Chrysalis, a little over 20.

How long has this been going on for?

Almost two years now!

If I have thoughts on the Jack Pack, should I send them to you?

Please. Please. Please. Please talk to me about the Jack Pack.